Dear Young Me,
Do you have a girlfriend yet?
-Younger me
Dear Young Me,
Don't tell your "friends" about any of your problems or what's going on in your life. People are scared of what they don't know. You're going to be left alone.
-Older Me
Dear Young Me,
You have chlamydia
-Tested
Dear Virgin Me, ,
Losing your v-card to the frat boy of your dreams isn't ideal...but he will buy you Plan B the next day.
-Sorority Girl You
Dear Virginal Me,
Stretch beforehand.
-Sincerely, Not Virginal Me
Dear Young Me,
Glenn Beck must die. The future is depending on you!
-Concerned citizen
Dear Young Me,
The cake IS a lie.
-Signed, a very disappointed person.
Dear Young Me,
I know you think it can't get any worse right now. But trust me, it's will. My God, it will.
-Older, Considering-Suicide Me
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