Dear Young Me,
go down to the free clinic... they can clear that up with a cream.... not the case if you just let linger...
-old me
Dear Young Me,
If you hear noises coming from Mom's room, stay out!
-Can't unsee some things.
Dear Young Me,
Things still aren't brilliant, but they're getting there. The two suicide attempts weren't worse it and they made you feel worse.
-Slightly Older and Happier Me
Dear 13-Year Old Me,
The stranger they just introduced at your sister's 6th grade orientation will change your life more profoundly than anyone you've ever known.
-Don't be Afraid
Dear Young Me,
You're gay! That's okay! Everyone loves you anyway!
-Lebanese
Dear Young Me,
At 12:35 on Tuesday, May 31, 2011, DO NOT GO THROUGH THE BLUE DOOR! DO YOU HEAR ME?! THE BLUE DOOR HOLDS NOTHING BUT EVIL BEHIND IT. I can't tell you what will happen if you do for fear of ruining the space-time continuum. Just don't do it. Not even a peek.
-Futuristic you. (Don't ask.)
Dear Young Me,
You're going to get shot by someone you don't know, twice. So when she asks you to go get her a pack of cigarettes at 2 O'clock in the morning, say no.
-Older, scared you.
Dear Young Me,
Don't eat that burrito!
-Gassy
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