Wake up 1 hour earlier on Monday, Jan 6th and go to your parents room. Dad will be awake; just tell him how much you love him and how well he's done his job as a father. Thank him for all the moments he loved you and raised you to be a good and honest person, 30 minutes later it will be too late.

 Thank you for choosing to live.

 Stop eating boogers.

 Invent the snuggie.. It's a robe, worn backwards, made out of fleece. It'll be a hit one day.

 Eventually, you'll find that someone that likes you, all of you. Stop worrying about those that like you for just a single aspect of who you are.

 Get anger management classes. You end up killing your girlfriend, lose your kids, become an amputee, and get terrible burns all over.

 Don't talk to that chick in the cafeteria that smiles at you. She's crazy.

 Tell your sister to take her medication. You know she's not taking it and there's not long left.