You know that band you like a lot? You should sit down.

 I know that you want nothing more than for your hair to look like Chloe's from Smallville (minus the blond, obviously) but you should give up on that dream. It just isn't in the cards for your hair. Trust me, the stuff growing out of your head is pretty darn great on its own.

 You have secret. Keep that secret from everyone, even your closest friends. It's only going to hurt you if you tell anyone. You truly are alone. But don't worry, it's better that way.

 Don't break up with him over facebook chat. You will still love him years later.

 Stay a kid as long as you can. Life is not a race. Life is a lesson. Seek out your teachers, ask questions, have fun. Don't forget, boys ARE smelly. Through dirt at them.

 You're not cool. Quit trying so hard.

 No, razor blades are NOT your friend. They never have been and never will be.

 The siblings you long to be loved by, will eventually not mean anything to you. You will become more successful than all of them put together. The only people who cared for you were your parents - who have been dead for more than 20 years now. All your experiences, good and bad, will add up one day.