Dear Young Me,
Don't let him stick it in your back door. It will tear and get infected.
-butthurt older me
Dear 11 year-old-me,
Don't skip school. Ever. Especially not on September 11th, 2001. New York may be fun, but you should have been in class.
- I still have nightmares
Dear Young Me,
What they say about steroids are true.
-My penis is the size of a nickel
Dear Young Me,
If you hear noises coming from Mom's room, stay out!
-Can't unsee some things.
Dear Young Me,
You're going to get shot by someone you don't know, twice. So when she asks you to go get her a pack of cigarettes at 2 O'clock in the morning, say no.
-Older, scared you.
Dear Young Me,
Rape is illegal.
-Imprisoned Me.
Dear Young Me,
Don't attack the U.S.
-Osama
Dear Young Me,
Don't agree to try it; you're just trying to impress him. There will come a day you will not miss him anymore, but you will always miss the drugs.
-The you who tried methamphetamine.
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