Remember when you used to joke about relationships having expiration dates? Here's yours: 12.14.11. Now, would you honestly do anything differently? No? Good.

 When you have 5 finals, and it's 9pm already, trust me, your facebook friends will be willing to talk to you tomorrow.

 Remember that whatever you have is enough if you are happy.

 Learn to adapt and learn it quickly. You will need to know how.

 Don't take all AP classes in high school. You'll burn out sophomore year and come out with a GPA of 88. You can do better.

 Think twice when you talk and think thrice when you act. And love yourself.

 Stop worrying if you're going to be successful or if people like you. The more you stress about these things, the less they happen. P.S. - People do like you and you're going to be successful.

 She is lying to you... about everything.