Dear Young Me,
Rape is illegal.
-Imprisoned Me.
Dear Young Me,
Don't let him stick it in your back door. It will tear and get infected.
-butthurt older me
Dear Young Me,
What they say about steroids are true.
-My penis is the size of a nickel
Dear Young Me,
Don't attack the U.S.
-Osama
Dear TSA,
Groping me and taking naked photos of me at the airport that you will masturbate to later will not stop terrorists. Especially if half of the people that work for TSA look just like the people carrying out Jihad.
-molested airline passenger
Dear Me,
Stop eating boogers.
-Booger addict
Dear Young Me,
Ding Dong the Witch is Dead.
-Older Me.
Dear Young Me,
do NOT wear the ring at the big battle. You will regret it
-The older lord Sauron
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