You're awesome.

 remember when you danced and jogged and biked to work ? well, you really should havekept those good habits alive. Remember that purple jumpsuit you bought after basic training? What was that a size 12 maybe ? and you thought you were fat..HA ! you had no idea how lovely you were then. so, if this message somehow comes to you sometime in 1980, trust me...HEED THE MESSAGE !!! Do you really want to be single, fat, out of shape and hypertensive at 47 ? Didn't think so. And be much nicer to your mother...it will be hell to watch her die.

 All those cool kids in high school became alcoholics and developed coke habits.

 no advice that even i can give you can prepare you for what's ahead, quit searching and just live your life! trust me, you'll be happier!

 God never left you

 I realize that you've tried and failed at creating a business but don't give up. And definitely don't worry, you'll find the right one and you'll make it. Trust me.

 Just put on the damn condom.

 He can say all those things about caring about you, and loving you, but it wont change the fact that his religion will get in the way. It'l be a good experience, but a painful fall. All I ask of you is to be smart about your decisions when they involve him.